mydisneydaze:

Strategic hand placement. ;)

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Average Lifespans in Mass Effect

Avoiding death by disease, combat, Shepard...

Vorcha: 20 years

Salarians: 40 years

Batarian: 80 years

Drell: 85 years

Volus: 85 years

Humans: 150 years

Turian: 150 years

Elcor: 500 years

Asari: 1,000 years

Krogan: 1,000+ years

Jenkins: 12 minutes

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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